Some of my favorite first episodes

It is a widely known fact that I will not any TV show that does not impress me on its first episode. Well actually, this fact is only known by me but I have been gaining a bit of weight and have become a bit wide so…same difference. Anyway, I have heard people say that…

How to make money

Making money is pretty simple. I don’t do much of it but I figure I have this blog and a loud mouth so why not? That’s how it works right? The first thing you need, obviously, is paper. Most of the money in the world is made using paper. Coins exist too but we are…

Mother

A mother runs a mile, barefoot, looking for her child. She collects thorns. The soles of her feet bleed. She leaves bloody footprints on the dusty roads of kiambu. She calls out for little Tim. Silence. She pants. Her wound from the c-section hasn’t completely healed. Her breastfeeding girl Nyambura is home alone. She can…

Six of Crows: A Review

This is the loveliest most heartfelt book about a bunch of murderous teenagers I have ever read.

Fourth wall

I have a sneaky suspicion that I am living in a romantic comedy. Unfortunately, the further along I go, the surer I become that there is a plot twist coming. It is really a tragedy. I mean, I have the makings of your average romcom main character. I wear glasses, I trip over my own…

Writing Is Actually Complete Donkey

First you have to have the story idea in your mind. The thing about minds is that they work like complete assholes and often don’t know how to organize themselves. So now when you want to write out your brilliant idea, your mind decides to remind you of that one time you fell butt first…